Monthly Archive for May, 2007

I Thought I’d Heard it All

Working as a temp will make a girl pretty jaded. And if that doesn’t crush her spirit, then working with the youth of America will!

I thought the worst experience in the work place was the time a boss asked me to type up religious propaganda. And there was that one time where the whole office didn’t show up until 10 AM and I stood outside for two hours in my chic yet reasonably priced cardigan and heels. Oh, and that was the office that forgot about me and almost set the alarm at the end of the day with me still inside the building.

Anyway, back to current day travails… Most recently one of our staffers was caught drinking on the job. Now I’m a good time gal, but alcohol and heavy equipment is just a disaster waiting to happen. How could his mama pack him up for school without common sense? It should have been sandwiched between healthy independence and time management.

Tsk tsk tsk…

Note to Self

Dear Girl Friday,

Did you really think that you’d wake up on your 26th birthday and be “mature”?  Because news flash, that so didn’t happen.  Let’s hope that you will learn some valuable lessons soon:

It is unwise to lug note cards and stamps in your bag for three months with the grand idea of sending Thank Yous to relatives for Christmas gifts.  You will lose your stamps and spend the next two months searching your flat in vain.  Your friends and relatives have been greatly offended and you have little hope of winning them over again.  It’s possible your Aunt Roseanne has blacklisted you.

If your insurance company sends you a letter, you should read it and follow the directions to the ‘T’.  Do not wait to take action just days before the deadline.  This is how insurance companies make money—off of schmoes like you that are too disorganized to function.

Don’t be smug and superior-like just because you manage to clean and do laundry a few hours a week.  This hardly means you have your life together.  It simply means you’re better at hiding your disasters in your spacious cabinets.

Beating yourself up about your shortcomings doesn’t fix them.  Neither does blogging about them.

Peace, Find Inner The.

Sweet!

It’s been a tasty couple of days, and I wish you were here! Since you can’t be here to share my delicious birthday cake, I’ve put together a how-to for making CANDY SUSHI! Lucky 10-Key and I recently made this when she came to town for a visit. We got the idea from Gilmore Girls. We were a little afraid that only Lorelai and Rory could stomach the combination of gummy candy, chocolate and rice krispies, but it turns out that candy sushi is totally a party in your mouth.

Candy Sushi stuff

First, you’ll need to get all the ingredients for rice krispy treats. You can find the recipe on the back of the box. Next, stock up on lots of yummy candy. Lucky 10-Key and I bought Kit Kat, Snickers, Almond Joy, Jelly Bellies, and Red Vines. Don’t forget to buy some sort of strip candy—we got Fruit by the Foot because that was all we could find. For extra creative flair you can buy sprinkles for presentation purposes. We bought red ones to act as the smelt egg, but I forgot I have purple plates they didn’t really show up.

Second, clear a work space and gather your implements. You’ll need a flat surface to lay out the rice krispies, wax paper to roll your candy sushi on, a good strong knife that can cut through rice krispies and candy, and of course some plates.

Third, make the rice krispy treats. You’ll need to work fast before the treats cool and get too crisp to knead. Spread a thin, even layer of the mixture onto wax paper using your hands. Try to make the layer as rectangular in shape as possible.

Fourth, place the strip candy in vertical rows across the strip. The strip candy acts as the nori, the sheets of seaweed, used to wrap sushi. Cut candy bars or break off pieces and arrange them horizontally on top of the strip candy and rice krispies, allowing about a fingertip length of rice krispies and candy strip to be free so you can roll it. Add a row of jelly beans and/or licorice for additional color and flavor.

Candy Sushi sheet

Fifth, using the wax paper, begin to roll the horizontal candy row. Try to keep it tightly together. The rice krispies should be pliable. Use your fingertips to keep it all in line. Once it is rolled over and the candy section is completely covered, cut the remaining section off. Keeping the roll horizontal, cut the pieces vertically.

Candy Sushi cut

Repeat the process until you run out of your sheet! Arrange on plates and enjoy!

Candy Sushi plate