The Diary of Girl Friday

Next to Girl Friday, no other superheroine logs as much time watching TV as The Notorious M.A.G. Back in the day when we still used VCRs, The Notorious M.A.G. had a contraband ring of videotapes that she and Girl Friday circulated. No, they weren’t those kind of videos! These two Gal Pals were into Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the summer of 1997! They had a mutual affinity for NBC’s Must See TV, back when it was actually good. When Girl Friday moved away and was without a television (the horror!), The Notorious M.A.G. would send communiqués via snail mail. She included lengthy summaries of everything TV and celebrity related. Today, Girl Friday and The Notorious M.A.G. play exciting games of six degrees of separation, compare IMDB discoveries, relay the latest spoilers, and hold conference calls on the previous night’s shows and entertainment gossip.

By day, The Notorious M.A.G. takes the form of Management at a small newspaper, by night, she hosts Lost parties and organizes discussion groups. Television should feel lucky to have such a loyal follower. The Notorious M.A.G. takes great pride in planning her weekly TV calendar. Every year she waits patiently for the fall line-up schedule and pencils in the new shows around her tried-and-true favorites. The Notorious M.A.G. is responsible for introducing Girl Friday to several cult hits, and she has single handedly boosted DVD sales better than any paid advertisement. Without The Notorious M.A.G., Girl Friday would be seriously bored during primetime and culturally clueless!

The Notorious M.A.G. has the superhuman ability to squeeze the most out of her day. She works a lot, commutes about two hours a day, finds time for friends and family, hangs with her husband, and is in the know about all things on TV.

Take a hint from The Notorious M.A.G.: Buy a DVR!

Girl Friday and Lucky 10-Key go way back to the day of single digit birthdays and accessorizing with reckless abandon. Lucky 10-Key didn’t always have her mighty City Style. At one time she wore coordinating sweat suits and Keds (way before Mischa Barton said it was okay). Girl Friday also admits to committing crimes against fashion as a youngster too, she had Bongo jeans in all shades of the rainbow (also long before Rachel Bilson was the spokesmodel). Nevertheless, Lucky 10-Key can wear Ann Taylor so well that paparazzi mistake it for Intermix! The Superheroine of City Style can turn a $100 dress into a $400 claim to fame. Now there’s some math I’d like to see!

Lucky 10-Key’s fellow accounting coworkers are so jealous of her City Style that they employ unsavory tactics to unnerve her! They ask why she wears cute polka dotted skirts and luxurious sweaters. Lucky 10-Key replies, “Because I can!” With the accuracy of her trusty adding machine, Lucky 10-Key can balance figures and mix and match an outfit like you wouldn’t believe. No sale rounder will go unturned and no number will go uncrunched when Lucky 10-Key is on the job.

Watch out for the Superheroine of City Style! If you want to dress to impress, follow Lucky 10-Key’s principle:
Time spent on personal grooming and style multiplied by the number of days in a week equals fashionably fierce!